29 January 2012

The Many Faces of Xuian Fashion

Presuming Mr Xu’s permission, I present a brief slideshow of the motley stages of his sartorial experimentation and evolution (since I met him, of course). Since Xu is easily one of the best and most assiduously dressed people I know, having sported many different variations on a general theme that I will call “retrospective Western intellectual,” there is much to learn and be inspired from in his various sartorial phases. I encourage him or others to do the same of myself and others.

Phase 1: ’90s Science Nerd
Interpretation: Potentially right wing
Date: 19 December 2003

Phase 2: ’70s Marxist
Interpretation: An inchoate Marxism professor of Norwegian origin
Date: 30 June 2004

Phase 3: ’90s British Environmentalist
Interpretation: Going to an environmental ethics class in London
Date: 11 December 2004

Phase 4: ’40s Kentucky Wild Man
Interpretation: Banjo-toting, southern U.S. weirdo or rebel
Date: 9 March 2005

Phase 5: ’00s San Francisco Video Artist
Interpretation: On coffee break at the studio
Date: 20 October 2005

Phase 6: ’80s Harvard Student
Interpretation: Getting a business degree
Date: 8 November 2005

Phase 7: ’00s German Designer
Interpretation: Berlin typographer
Date: 26 May 2007

Phase 8: ’90s Scottish Bike Courier
Interpretation: Cycles through Edinburgh and tours pubs
Date: 29 December 2009

Phase 9: Timeless Swiss Taxonomist
Interpretation: Reminds me of the Life Aquatic; Jacques Cousteau chic
Date: 3 July 2010

Phase 10: Timeless Architect
Interpretation: Current and highest manifestation of his (and my) sartorial ideals of formal, urban, New Yorker-mascot-esque, Charlie Chaplin-era minimalism. If I saw such a person on the street I would feel an almost inexorable desire to meet them. It’s the sort of look that casts a wave of depression over me to think I’ll never get to be their friend. I inevitably would think about them for the subsequent month with great sadness.
Date: 2 October 2011

7 comments:

  1. I laughed at a lot of the phase names, particularly Timeless Swiss Taxonomist. Also, I would suggest the alternate name of "'70s Cock Rocker" for the "'40s Kentucky Wild Man" phase.
    And the hat plus yellow sweater plus big round glasses combination in San Francisco Video Artist is adorbs.

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  2. Oh, and also my favourite hair is the most recent incarnation I think. I wish mine could half-emulate that incredible lively side-sweep.

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  3. On a whim, I did an inventory of items I'm wearing in these photographs:
    These are really interesting to look at. From my perspective, it represents about four phases: the first picture is from the high school phase, then there are two university phases, characterized by long and short hair, with slightly more conservative, formal attire accompanying the more recent, short hair phase. Then there is my current phase, which I see as kind of a proto-finished phase of how I would ideally dress.

    For fun, I did an inventory of items in these photographs.

    90s Science nerd:

    glasses - discarded
    sweater - in active use
    shirt - rarely used
    scarf - lost

    70s Marxist:

    glasses - bottom of lake Nelly
    jacket - in a closet in Pickering (not mine)

    90s British environmentalist

    glasses - not in use
    jacket - in a closet in Pickering (not mine)
    shirt - converted to short sleeve

    40s Kentucky wild man

    suspenders - lost

    Video artist

    toque - lost
    cardigan - lost
    shirt - converted to short sleeve

    Harvard student

    shirt - unknown
    vest- in active use

    German designer

    shirt - unknown
    glasses - current

    Scottish bike courier

    hat- in use
    seater - in use
    shirt - in use

    Swiss taxonomist

    shirt - very occasionally used

    Architect

    all items in use

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  4. Amazing post Alex- Zicheng, just amazing. They need a really great word for when men in (mostly) non-sexual male relationships know each other this well.

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  5. Hahahahaha! Zicheng, what in the world is Lake Nelly (it's the funniest name ever of a place for you to be)? And, if it really is some kind of "lake", how did your glasses come to rest beneath its depths?

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  6. This is a really great blog post. Unfortunately it doesn't capture some of the most extreme Xuian fashion moments, but it's a pretty good primer on his shifting style nontheless.

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